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Indiana Jones
and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Created on 2006-08-01 04:36:53 (#10807989), last updated 2008-05-02
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Basic Info| Name: | farnum_forever |
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| Location: | Colchester, Connecticut, United States |
BioGreetings, mortal! If you are in search of hope, happiness, and religious enlightenment, then you have come to the right place!
This Livejournal account is dedicated to the philosophy and teachings of the Great Williams, David Farnum Williams, our Lord and Savior, the underlying force of the universe from which all manifests. I am a chief messenger of Williams; my daily task is to spread His Word and His Love throughout the universe.
But alas, 'twas not always that way; I was not always in this position of great power. In my early days, I was but a normal lad, with no calling, no purpose - no hope for the future. Then, one day, as I was meticulously engaged in my daily tasks of no importance to anybody, it came to me. Or, I should say, He came to me. Yes, David Farnum Williams himself appeared before me, proclaimed His greatness, and from that day forward, I have always known my true calling. Thus, I became a servant and faithful follower of Williams, the Supreme Being that knows all and sees all.
I currently help run a religious cult at a local high school, which I am hoping to expand next year at a large university. May the spirit and glory of Williams be with us for all the days of our lives, and may the essense of His greatness be enshrined within the universe forever.
This Livejournal account is dedicated to the philosophy and teachings of the Great Williams, David Farnum Williams, our Lord and Savior, the underlying force of the universe from which all manifests. I am a chief messenger of Williams; my daily task is to spread His Word and His Love throughout the universe.
But alas, 'twas not always that way; I was not always in this position of great power. In my early days, I was but a normal lad, with no calling, no purpose - no hope for the future. Then, one day, as I was meticulously engaged in my daily tasks of no importance to anybody, it came to me. Or, I should say, He came to me. Yes, David Farnum Williams himself appeared before me, proclaimed His greatness, and from that day forward, I have always known my true calling. Thus, I became a servant and faithful follower of Williams, the Supreme Being that knows all and sees all.
I currently help run a religious cult at a local high school, which I am hoping to expand next year at a large university. May the spirit and glory of Williams be with us for all the days of our lives, and may the essense of His greatness be enshrined within the universe forever.
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24, anything funny, david farnum williams, family guy, harrison ford, high school english teachers, house, music, politics, psycotic religious cults, radical political ideology, reading, seinfeld, sports, the simpsons, williamsism, writing
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Bacon Academy - Colchester, CT (2002 - 2006)University of Connecticut - Storrs, CT (2006 - present)
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